GUEST: (bellowing) EMPIRE STATE BUILDING.
(Beat. Concierge waits for the question.)
CONCIERGE: Bocce Ball Court!
GUEST: Empire State Building!
CONCIERGE: Unicorn Parade!
GUEST: What?! I’m asking for directions to the Empire State Building.
CONCIERGE: Oh! I though we were just saying things. I didn’t hear a question.
Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your food is cold or if it’s under cooked. Be nice to the cashiers who are still training and can’t ring up your items as quickly as you want. If a stranger smiles and says hello to you, smile and say hello back! It’s just common courtesy, I don’t understand why people have to be so rude.
when the drinks are 2 dollar you call it (crown and down), they are made quickly, your glass is never empty, and your tab comes to 80 bucks for you and your buddies, please leave a little more than 2 or 3 bucks. It’s a lot of work.
tipping servers $200
USA, UK, and France are literally ready to strike Syria and are just waiting for the word from Obama. Russia and China said that if we strike Syria there will be “catastrophic consequences” like we could literally be in a world war as of tomorrow. I didn’t know about any of this. But what I did know everything about was Miley’s fucking VMA performance. That’s really sad. Because this, Egypt, and Russian LGBT+ laws, are what we should be talking about.
Restaurants take all kinds of people. Foodies, daters, dieters, people with personal issues who think waiter is a synonym for bartender…
People don’t come to restaurants just to eat. They come for the experience. Sometimes it is about the way the food makes them feel.