starbucks iced coffee tastes like poop water but its ok i dont have to drink mine cause i put it on top of my car to get my keys out and then just drove away
we love you bby forget them you know karma will kick them in the ass eventually
Now, to speak directly to a certain terrifying subset of this species. These are the lowest, most shameless sorts of customers. Their existence is a constant, chilling reminder that evil exists in the world. They are the non-tippers.